Prometheus and John Carter

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A lot of revelations in this podcast, in particular Drew admits John Carter wasn't as bad as he though it would be (although it is hard to be disappointed by a film like John Carter when your expectations are so low).  And speaking of expectations, Prometheus didn't meet either of ours, although we did delight in Fassbender's turn as a mostly malevolent android. But the podcast also leaves a lot of questions hanging.  Who are the "engineers" in Prometheus?  Did they have some greater plan in mind?  Who's a better actor, Taylor Kitsch or Noomi Rapace?  Why are so many of the "martians" just humans in different colored capes?  And, even though it was written a 100 years ago, couldn't Carter's "super power" be more exciting than jumping real high?

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The Avengers and Dead Heat

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Of course everyone in the world will be watching The Avengers, so our opinion is just a drop in the sea of comments about Joss Whedon's crazy successful film. Rather, enjoy learning about the Treat Williams/Joe Piscopo horror/comedy/action/buddy cop film, Dead Heat. Few movies are as bonkers as this one. Remember that time you dropped a few tabs of acid and thought you were being attack by lunch meat? All of that basically happens in Dead Heat, and I dare say that isn't even the weirdest part of the movie. It was the perfect movie to pair with one of the biggest movies of the year. Which of the two movies were better? I guess you'll just have to listen to the show. ...The Avengers was better.

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Cabin in the Woods and Birdemic

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What?  Two podcasts in one week?  I know, your dreams have finally come true.  And what a podcast this one happens to be.  The Whedon/Goddard penned (and long shelved) Cabin in the Woods, and the highly overlooked...............horror? film, BIRDEMIC.  Shudder in terror as "eagles" dive bomb unwitting townsfolk.  Laugh as a man is attacked by a unicorn.  Cower as Alan Bagh delivers each and every line of dialogue.  It's all here friends, all here.

21 Jump Street and The Hunger Games

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Believe it or  not, we originally planned on watching Wrath of the Titans.It appears as though some higher power is looking out for us, because we watched The Hunger Games instead. I can't say for certain that Wrath of the Titans was going to be a bad film, but the first Titans films was one of the worst movies Ryan and I have watched together. I know that we should be watching more bad films, but until theaters start letting us walk in for free, you are going to have to listen to reviews of movies were are actually interested in watching. I wouldn't hold you breath for a review of The Three Stooges...you might get one for The Raven.

Chronicle

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I kept expecting a talking lion and some Christian allegory, but perhaps I was thinking of a different Chronicle. Has the "found footage" genre finally jumped the shark? Can a low budget superhero movie possibly hope to succeed in a world with $250,000,000 behemoths like John Carter out there? Can the snap of a Slim Jim be picked up on on our microphones during the show? These answers and more in the new episode.  

Academy Awards 2012 Post-Game

The second part of our Academy Awards Podcast Extravaganza. How did Billy Crystal do hosting the show? Who won the coveted Best Supporting Costume and Make-up Intern award? What was the biggest surprise? Who made the best acceptance speech? All of these answers and more...

Academy Awards 2012 Pre-Game

Our annual Academy Awards Pre-Game Podcast! We were joined by Courtney Felix and Chad Jewsbury to talk about our predictions and hopes for the evening to come.

So, if you DVR'd the Oscars, or just live under a rock and don't know who won yet - this podcast is perfect for you. Even if you already know who won everything, this show will still make you chuckle. Enjoy!

Best Films of 2011

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I know everybody is filled with fingernail-biting anticipation to hear me and Drew's favorite films of 2011, so I have placed two pics here on the page as a sort of podcast teaser. One represents a top five film for me, and one represents a top five film for Drew. I don't want to give away which is which, so I supposed you will just have to listen in...

Sherlock Holmes and The Muppets

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This should have been up sooner, but you know how it is this time of year. Every free minute has to be spent catching up on nominated Oscar films. Plus if you think these shows are already too long, you should hear them before I edit out that random chatter and beer breaks. Just wait until we do the best/worst of 2011 episode...it might be 5 hours long. I will probably spend at least 2 hours talking about how much I hated Bridesmaids. For now, you will just have to enjoy this show.

The Descendants and Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol

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This will probably be our last show of 2011. Luckily, we were able to go out on top with The Descendants and the new Mission Impossible film, which should not be confused with the terrible Commadore 64 game, Impossible Mission. Goodbye 2011, you were really full of ups and downs, and then some more downs, then really bottoming out with the The Human Centipede 2. If this show doesn't interest you, at least listen to the first 2 minutes to find out what sadly constitutes as a nightmare for me. Happy Holidays, and all that jazz.

50/50 and Troll Hunter

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I'd say there's a 50/50 chance you'll like troll-based "found footage" Norwegian film, Troll Hunter, but a 100% chance you will love our podcast on 50/50.  HAHAHHAHAH, you see what I did there?  Pure, unadulterated wit.  And I'm pretty sure that's what you come here for.

Paranormal Activitiy 3 & The Human Centipede 2

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Halloween is here again, and that means an episode of horror films. There are some terrifying things in this episode: creepy children, sadistic torture, Ryan sporting a mustache that would make Polanski proud. If you haven't watched any of the previous Paranormal Activity or Human Centipede films, you might not want to listen. We do spoil the plots of all the older films in setting up our conversation for the new installments. Maybe our spoiling the films will prevent you from listening to this episode. If so, I'm sorry. Perhaps in listening to this podcast you choose to avoid certain films. If so, you're welcome.

Attack the Block & Tucker and Dale vs. Evil

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We don't want you to think that we have sold out, only doing big budget, wildly popular films, like Tree of Life. To help out our indie cred, we watched Attack the Block, a British alien invasion movie, and Tucker and Dale vs. Evil, not British, no aliens, but rather hillbillies and a twist on the horror genre. You may have to work a little harder to if you want to watch these movies, but sometimes movies are worth a little extra effort. Don't worry though, we do spend a few minutes talking about Over the Top for those people who like their movies packed with arm wrestling and Kenny Loggins music.

Cowboys and Aliens, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Dream Home

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I know it has been a long time since we posted a show, but Ryan is just now recovering from Cowboys and Aliens. I think you will find that this show was worth the wait. Where else are you going to find out about Dream Home? Ebert? Not likely. You also get a little ape action too. This is a fine show with which to say "goodbye" to the summer. Enjoy

Tree of Life

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Blockbuster season is upon us, and we invited Amanda Trice to sit in with us to discuss one of the biggest of the summer.  Stalwart leading man Brad Pitt plays the lead in “Tree of Life.”  Pitt plays O’Brien, an inventor and thrill seeker.  He and his estranged wife, played by Jessica Chastain, get themselves in to a number of ill-advised predicaments in this rom/com/thriller which can only be described as Inspector Gadget meets Mission Impossible.  In the middle there’s some sort of hokeyness about our place in the universe, and how we deal with loss, and the nature of God, but that portion of the film is fleeting.  Mostly it’s about Brad Pitt fighting dinosaurs.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows-Part 2

After 10 years and 8 movies, the Harry Potter Saga has finally come to a close. Was the last installment everything we hoped it would be? Were the different arcs resolved as well as they were in the books? What parts of the movie made us cry? Why did Morgan sign on to be in Dolphin Tale? Come on Morgan! You were in The Shawshank Redemption! Now you are giving tailless dolphins prosthetic tails? And...Harry Connick Jr. is in it, and being in a movie with him has never helped anyone's career. Did you lose a bet? Yes, there are a great many questions that are posed in this weeks show. I can't promise that we will answer them all, but we certainly had fun making fun of Dolphin Tale.

Also joining us this week were Courtney Felix and Tyler Johnson.

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Super 8 - Troll 2 - Best Worst Movie

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There is a little something for everyone in this episode. We review a good movie, a bad movie, and a good movie about a bad movie. If only we could find a bad movie about a good movie...like a 6 hour finger puppet retelling of Citizen Kane... and all of the dialogue is written in haiku form...and the camera is always  just slightly out of focus...and it stars Hillary Swank. Gives me chills just thinking about Hillary Swank continuing to star in movies. This episode does run a little long, almost an hour I believe, but when you are talking about Super 8 and Troll 2 it is impossible to be brief. Enjoy the show and please watch the amazing PSA from the Alamo Drafthouse. http://youtu.be/1L3eeC2lJZs

X-Men: First Class

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It has been a while since we recorded a show. We desperately wanted to watch Mr. Popper's Penguins, but sadly it hadn't been released yet. We decided to fill the penguin shaped holes in our hearts with the newest X-Men movie. Now the 3rd X-Men film was not very good, and the Wolverine movie was considerably more unwatchable than the worst episode of American Idol. How would the new one stack up? I guess you will just have to listen to the show. We also talk about several other summer movies that I am sure will end up being worse than Mr. Popper's Penguins.

Hobo with a Shotgun and Thor

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It is kind of hard to miss the media blitz for the latest Marvel film Thor, but just as entertaining, and maybe even more so, is the grindhouse inspired movie Hobo with a Shotgun. Both movies promise action packed sequences against the forces of evil, but only one of them has a hobo...with a shotgun. If hearing about these two films isn't enough for you, there is also a quick review of the new Fast 5, and an original theme song for...you guessed it...Hobo with a Shotgun. http://youtu.be/ssHEAOrAdCU

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Insidious and AHHHHHH ZOMBIES!

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Even though it may look like I was attacked by a zombie mid-sentence, that is actually the name of a film, also know as "Wasting Away."  One title is way better than the other.  I will let you decide which. We also review Insidious, directed by James Wan of "Saw" fame.  Wan is also rumored to be AHHHHHH ZOMBIES!